hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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