So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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