how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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