This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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