its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I touched a dick in church today
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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