Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
