i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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