you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
