Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
false alarm. still invincible.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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