Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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