You're completely useless in the revolution.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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