This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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