I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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