That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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