nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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