we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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