I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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