haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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