Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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