found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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