we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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