you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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