dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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