Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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