when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Text me some of your sweat
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