Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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