We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The air taste purple.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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