I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
