Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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