That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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