the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Randomize
