So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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