Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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