A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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