You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Acid is not a monday night drug
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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