I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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