I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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