so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
