so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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