And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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