doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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