do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
