If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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