I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Who died my cat blue again?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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