I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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