if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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