I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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