I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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