So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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