I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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