Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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